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Post by zombiekiller on Oct 10, 2004 21:15:33 GMT -5
Okay Rick, you've sold me. I'm a Libertarian, and after reading Badnarik's site for the past couple weeks, I'd love to vote for him. My new political ideology has made me giddy, so I went and told a few members of the squad my plans. Rathaer than embrace me and congratulate me on my new self awareness, many of them have now threatened to used their vast collection of firearms against me if Bush should happen to carry Missouri. Needless to say I'm perplexed.
So, I gave them my greatest response. I explained that my vote is the physical manifestation of my core political beliefs and that I owed it to myself to make sure that my vote represents my true feelings. It would be wrong of me to vote in such a way that only reinforces the diopoly that the two major parties have created in our political system. By voting for Badnarik, I would not be taking my vote away from Kerry, since my vote does not belong to Kerry to begin with.
I was pleased with this response and thought it got me off of the hook. Then one person in the squad threatened to put her steel toed boots in between my testicles. Apparently, it's my duty to vote for Kerry if I don't want Bush as president. That wouldn't be such a problem if I didn't hate John Kerry so damn much. So, I hate Bush. I hate Kerry. I love my testicles.
What the hell is a boy to do?
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Post by pyro on Oct 10, 2004 21:51:10 GMT -5
Buy an athletic cup, vote for whoever you want. Why should their ideals be placed above yours?
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Post by outgirl on Oct 11, 2004 4:34:08 GMT -5
Okay Rick, you've sold me. I'm a Libertarian, and after reading Badnarik's site for the past couple weeks, I'd love to vote for him. My new political ideology has made me giddy, so I went and told a few members of the squad my plans. Rathaer than embrace me and congratulate me on my new self awareness, many of them have now threatened to used their vast collection of firearms against me if Bush should happen to carry Missouri. Needless to say I'm perplexed. So, I gave them my greatest response. I explained that my vote is the physical manifestation of my core political beliefs and that I owed it to myself to make sure that my vote represents my true feelings. It would be wrong of me to vote in such a way that only reinforces the diopoly that the two major parties have created in our political system. By voting for Badnarik, I would not be taking my vote away from Kerry, since my vote does not belong to Kerry to begin with. I was pleased with this response and thought it got me off of the hook. Then one person in the squad threatened to put her steel toed boots in between my testicles. Apparently, it's my duty to vote for Kerry if I don't want Bush as president. That wouldn't be such a problem if I didn't hate John Kerry so damn much. So, I hate Bush. I hate Kerry. I love my testicles. What the hell is a boy to do? For gods sake...save your balls dude. These are ZK's testicles  Vote for Kerry...pleeze |
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Post by zombiekiller on Oct 11, 2004 22:07:41 GMT -5
Outgirl? Why are my testicles blue and leaking?
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Post by outgirl on Oct 12, 2004 2:18:43 GMT -5
Outgirl? Why are my testicles blue and leaking? Cuz they're scared of Bush...no not bush.. Bush aka dubya. If you don't care about the rest of us, please save your weepy blue testicles. |
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Post by Kender on Oct 12, 2004 17:22:25 GMT -5
ZK, you do realize that it's a private ballot, right? Vote for Micky Mouse if you want to. Let the Squad think you voted for Kerry if they want to think that.
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Post by Kender on Oct 12, 2004 17:23:37 GMT -5
Now that's scary - Bush gave ZK Blue Balls?!
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Post by zombiekiller on Oct 12, 2004 21:47:13 GMT -5
ZK, you do realize that it's a private ballot, right? Vote for Micky Mouse if you want to. Let the Squad think you voted for Kerry if they want to think that.  Lie to the Squad But....unit cohesion...trust...brotherhood... you're probably right. |
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Post by zombiekiller on Oct 12, 2004 21:48:25 GMT -5
Now that's scary - Bush gave ZK Blue Balls?! That is strange, considering most of the strippers I frequent don't have a .... You mean the president too don't you? |
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Post by RS Davis on Oct 13, 2004 9:42:30 GMT -5
Now that's scary - Bush gave ZK Blue Balls?! It kinda seems like Outgirl did it, which may be stranger...  - Rick |
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Post by RS Davis on Oct 13, 2004 9:48:25 GMT -5
Okay Rick, you've sold me. I'm a Libertarian, and after reading Badnarik's site for the past couple weeks, I'd love to vote for him. My new political ideology has made me giddy, so I went and told a few members of the squad my plans. Rathaer than embrace me and congratulate me on my new self awareness, many of them have now threatened to used their vast collection of firearms against me if Bush should happen to carry Missouri. Needless to say I'm perplexed. So, I gave them my greatest response. I explained that my vote is the physical manifestation of my core political beliefs and that I owed it to myself to make sure that my vote represents my true feelings. It would be wrong of me to vote in such a way that only reinforces the diopoly that the two major parties have created in our political system. By voting for Badnarik, I would not be taking my vote away from Kerry, since my vote does not belong to Kerry to begin with. I was pleased with this response and thought it got me off of the hook. Then one person in the squad threatened to put her steel toed boots in between my testicles. Apparently, it's my duty to vote for Kerry if I don't want Bush as president. That wouldn't be such a problem if I didn't hate John Kerry so damn much. So, I hate Bush. I hate Kerry. I love my testicles. What the hell is a boy to do? By all means, vote the way they want you to vote. You should eat what they want you to eat, too. And read what they want you to read. In fact, I wouldn't worry about your balls - if your friends can dictate your personal beliefs and prevent you from acting on your principles, you don't have any.  Sarcastic banter aside, seriously - your vote is a very personal thing. It is a statement of your values and principles. You should vote for whomever you choose. Even if it is not Badnarik. Besides, as it has been said, it is a private ballot and no one has the right to know who you voted for if you don't want them to know. Cheers! - Rick |
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Post by zombiekiller on Oct 13, 2004 21:16:46 GMT -5
Sarcastic banter aside, seriously - your vote is a very personal thing. It is a statement of your values and principles. You should vote for whomever you choose. Even if it is not Badnarik. Besides, as it has been said, it is a private ballot and no one has the right to know who you voted for if you don't want them to know. Cheers! - Rick If my vote is private, why does the nice policeman ask to see my ballot when I come out of the booth? Obviously I know my vote is private. I don't really remember what my original point was. Except I think I was trying to be funny. Something about it being a shame that you can't tell people who you're voting for without a firefight. I guess it didn't really come across like that. I wish I had been drunk when I wrote it, that would have been a better excuse. Instead I'll try this one: Outgirl's blue balls have made me lose my concentration though. |
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Post by RS Davis on Oct 14, 2004 9:37:59 GMT -5
Except I think I was trying to be funny. Something about it being a shame that you can't tell people who you're voting for without a firefight. I guess it didn't really come across like that. I totally understand what you are saying here, It can actually suck sometimes. I know it would be easier if I just went along sometimes, but I guess that's just not me. - Rick |
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Post by Kender on Oct 14, 2004 10:40:09 GMT -5
Lie to the Squad But....unit cohesion...trust...brotherhood... you're probably right. Not so much lie. More like withholding information that they are not entitled to have. It's "need to know" information, and they do not need to know. |
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Post by damnuzombies on Oct 14, 2004 13:33:27 GMT -5
When ZK refers to the Squad that threatens him if he doesn't vote Kerry he really only means Michelle.  The only other person that has given him crap is me but I can really care less. I will pull the "I told you so" later down the line if you vote for Bush again and then realize later that it was a mistake. Anyone who passes up an "I told you so" opportunity is a fool. He neglected to mention that there are some other members of the Squad besides himself that are not voting Kerry. ZK is twisting the facts for his own secrete agenda. Beware of ZK. Don't give him money or your daughter. You may never see either of them again. |
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