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Post by Kender on Mar 28, 2005 20:09:19 GMT -5
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty four year olds?
Because there are twenty of them!
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Post by Kender on Apr 9, 2005 23:22:28 GMT -5
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man came creeping up on the Porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abler died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, "I was feeling really spicy, and I became so aroused, that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man, take me!'"
Defense Attorney: Did he then accost you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
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Post by Kender on Jun 25, 2005 7:57:19 GMT -5
source Spermies - the candy you love to swallow.
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Post by RS Davis on Jul 8, 2005 3:36:16 GMT -5
You're a nut!
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Post by RS Davis on Jul 8, 2005 3:37:39 GMT -5
Stole this from a thread at COG:  - Rick |
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Post by outgirl on Jul 8, 2005 16:48:45 GMT -5
HAHA I forgot about that
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Post by n2nsites on Jul 10, 2005 18:37:47 GMT -5
I don't know if I believe ALL of them....
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Post by Kender on Jul 10, 2005 21:32:38 GMT -5
I wonder if that's the picture that Sassy posted back in May on CA and left in a huff about when it got deleted?
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Post by RS Davis on Jul 13, 2005 14:47:04 GMT -5
I wonder if that's the picture that Sassy posted back in May on CA and left in a huff about when it got deleted? As a matter of fact, yes, it is. - rick (over here, the moderator posts it, haha) |
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Post by outgirl on Jul 14, 2005 2:46:00 GMT -5
Well the mod here is 10 times more intelligent than the one over there. And I'm certain he's much cuter too.
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Post by RS Davis on Jul 14, 2005 8:50:31 GMT -5
Pope Craig is actually a nice looking guy, but I'm cute as a puppy...
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Post by Kender on Nov 17, 2005 17:53:31 GMT -5
A blonde went to the store:
Blonde: What's that?
Salesman: That's a thermos.
Blonde: What's it do?
Salesman: It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
Blonde: Neat, I'll buy one.
Later, the blonde took the thermos to work. Her boss (also a blonde) saw it.
Blonde Boss: What's that?
Blonde: It's a thermos.
Blonde Boss: What's it do?
Blonde: It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
Blonde Boss: Neat. What do you have in it?
Blonde: Coffee and a Popsicle.
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Post by outgirl on Nov 18, 2005 1:54:21 GMT -5
Pope Craig is actually a nice looking guy, but I'm cute as a puppy... I just saw this. Ya know, I was talkin about camod not Pope Craig. But you are cute as a puppy... That was funny kender. |
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Post by Kender on Nov 18, 2005 18:47:04 GMT -5
Pope Craig is actually a nice looking guy, but I'm cute as a puppy... I just saw this. Ya know, I was talkin about camod not Pope Craig. But you are cute as a puppy... That was funny kender. Yup. I like it. Occassionally I'll tell it to patients, and it always gets a laugh.  |
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