What time-honored principles?

[workingsnootch]

Did anyone else see this story at STLToday.com? Here's a snippet I thought was particularly funny:

"Fleishman-Hillard not only violated the public trust, they broke the time-honored principles of the public-relations profession," Los Angeles City Controller Laura N. Chick said in a report to the mayor, city attorney and city council.

Time-honored principles? She's got to be fucking joking, right? You mean the time-honored principle of lying to people to make your client look better? Decent people/organizations don't need PR firms because they're already decent people/organizations.

The whole marketing/advertising/pr industry is inherently evil and entirely run by spawns of Satan. That is the truth, friends, as I see it.

Only in Los Angeles could someone mention 'the time-honored principles of the public-relations profession' with a straight face.

Sorry, just thought that one quote was particularly board-worthy.

[outgirl]

Guest-workingsnootch said:

The whole marketing/advertising/pr industry is inherently evil and entirely run by spawns of Satan. That is the truth, friends, as I see it.


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As was this...I just put it under great poster quotes. That's 2 in a row from me snootch. You're on a roll. A 3rd means you owe me a drink.

[dr snootch]

outgirl said:

As was this...I just put it under great poster quotes. That's 2 in a row from me snootch. You're on a roll. A 3rd means you owe me a drink.

It's been a dream of mine since childhood to be featured in Great Poster Quotes. I'd like to thank Outgirl for finding me funny.

One more and drinks are on me.

[outgirl]

dr said:

It's been a dream of mine since childhood to be featured in Great Poster Quotes. I'd like to thank Outgirl for finding me funny.

One more and drinks are on me.

HAHAHA I want a buttery nipple

[Kender]

outgirl said:

HAHAHA I want a buttery nipple

A buttery what?! Hmm. Ok, I'm sure the butter isn't going to be hard to find, but won't you get arrested for indecent exposure?

[maylily]

outgirl said:

HAHAHA I want a buttery nipple

I'll have Sex on the Beach and a Screaming Orgasm....

Oh, get your minds out of the gutter...those are drinks!

Which reminds me of a story (*ignoring the groans from the assembled masses and the mumbles of "not another damn story...doesn't she ever shut up with her stupid stories?*). One night when I was in college, a bunch of us went out partying (okay, you got me...we went out more than one night...maybe twice, okay? I confess!). Anyway, my roommate really had a thing for the bartender. He was gorgeous! She wouldn't wait for the waitress when she needed a drink but would go to the bar and get her own just so she could talk to the bartender. She drank pina coladas. She goes up to the bar, he asks what she'll have. She said, "Penis colada, please..." He grinned....she paused a minute then turned red as her hair....They did date for a couple of months, come to think about it...

[outgirl]

maylily said:

I'll have Sex on the Beach and a Screaming Orgasm....

Oh, get your minds out of the gutter...those are drinks!

Which reminds me of a story (*ignoring the groans from the assembled masses and the mumbles of "not another damn story...doesn't she ever shut up with her stupid stories?*). One night when I was in college, a bunch of us went out partying (okay, you got me...we went out more than one night...maybe twice, okay? I confess!). Anyway, my roommate really had a thing for the bartender. He was gorgeous! She wouldn't wait for the waitress when she needed a drink but would go to the bar and get her own just so she could talk to the bartender. She drank pina coladas. She goes up to the bar, he asks what she'll have. She said, "Penis colada, please..." He grinned....she paused a minute then turned red as her hair....They did date for a couple of months, come to think about it...

Cute story maylily, where ya been lately? I missed you.

[whatever]

outgirl said:

Cute story maylily, where ya been lately? I missed you.