Post by Kender on Nov 4, 2006 23:36:32 GMT -5
Mylaan posted this at CA, and I'm spreading it around :-)
"I have a big dog, so I was buying a large bag of Pedigree at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (!!!?)
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
Continuing on, I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally perfect so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the check out line was by now enthralled with my story. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no - that I'd been sitting in the street licking my privates when I was hit by a truck. (I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.)"
"I have a big dog, so I was buying a large bag of Pedigree at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (!!!?)
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
Continuing on, I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally perfect so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the check out line was by now enthralled with my story. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no - that I'd been sitting in the street licking my privates when I was hit by a truck. (I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.)"
