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Post by RS Davis on Jun 27, 2005 10:29:25 GMT -5
Scientology 'minder' dogs Holmes
Toothy Tom Cruise and kookie Katie Holmes are engaged, with her sporting a huge four-carat diamond ring after his top-of-the-Eiffel-Tower proposal. Professionally, she's driving Warner Bros. batty with her constant chaperone, an aggressive Scientology "minder," as she promotes Batman Begins. The problem has become so bad, it's reported the studio won't use Katie in any Batman sequels. She admits joining the controversial sect is a necessity if she's to become the third Mrs. Cruise. It's something his second wife, Nicole Kidman, wouldn't do. She still worries Tom will indoctrinate their adopted children with his wacky beliefs. It's also reported Scarlett Johansson lost a role in Mission Impossible III when she failed to be impressed by Scientology when Tom took the trouble of escorting her to the sect's headquarters in a conscription attempt. Meanwhile, he's still angry at being sprayed with water by a stunt camera crew (who were later arrested) while promoting War of the Worlds in London.
PREDICTION: Tom's devotion to Scientology will backfire on him, as will his over-the-top romantic antics with Katie. 
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Post by RS Davis on Jun 28, 2005 9:56:30 GMT -5
The starry-eyed chaperone who’s been accompanying Katie Holmes to Batman Begins press junkets is not only an agent of Scientology—she’s a powerful one. According to an article from the sect’s in-house magazine, Source, Holmes’ new Church-assigned handler, Jessica Rodriguez, ascended to the level of “New Operating Thetan IV” (Tom Cruise is rumored to be New OT VII) in January 2004. What the Beck does that mean? According to sources close to the Church, it means she’s joined the elite group of Scientologists who’ve been enlightened with the six-figure secrets of Xenu, the evil intergalactic ruler who implanted “thetans,” or alien spirits, in earth’s volcanoes 75 million years ago, after which they escaped and invaded human bodies. As a “New OT IV,” Rodriguez has the power to, “control life, thought, matter, energy, space, and time,” according to Scientology’s official web site. Having completed the Church’s “False Purpose Rundown,” Katie’s spiritual escort also has the ability to spot any “suppressive persons” (read: enemies of Scientology, like skeptical journalists and concerned friends and family members) who interact with her celebrity charge. And you thought Pat Kingsley was tough![/b] |
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Post by outgirl on Jul 1, 2005 16:00:29 GMT -5
Wow. She can't even go out in public?
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Post by RS Davis on Jul 2, 2005 9:27:57 GMT -5
Well, don't want her to actually talk to someone with sense - the brainwashing will wear off...
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Post by outgirl on Jul 3, 2005 1:30:50 GMT -5
OMG...We've got to save her. Look at how cute she is...  |
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Post by RS Davis on Jul 3, 2005 3:54:28 GMT -5
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