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Post by RS Davis on Jun 14, 2005 0:19:33 GMT -5
The Intellectual Sexiness Test
This is a test to determine how intellectually sexy you are. Not to be confused with simply having a dirty mind, which can be very unsexy if there's no intelligence behind it. Also not to be confused with straight braininess, though some find that sexy, it's not sexy in and of itself. This is a test of how creative, liberated, and knowledgeable you are about sex and sexuality -- all the things that make a person intellectually sexy. *** Warning: Strong sexual content. Skip this test if you are easily offended. You'd fail anyway.
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Post by RS Davis on Jun 14, 2005 0:28:42 GMT -5
 Hot Tamale
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 80!You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish. You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it. Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master. You scored higher than 78% on sexiness[/b] |
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Post by Kender on Jun 14, 2005 7:59:20 GMT -5
Warm Welcome
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 56!
You're adequate when it comes the sexual intellect. You're more liberated than most, but you're also less liberated than most. You're a long way from the top, and in this day and age of sexual freedom, that's not too good. You're fun in bed, sex is a pleasure with you, but if you'd free your mind a little more you could be fantastic. Study up on sex. Read everything you can on it, manuals, magazine articles, porn. Talk with the opposite sex about it. Experiment, grow, develop. Become a red hot lover from the inside out. It's not about how you look, it's about how you think. Figure out what's sexy and become it.
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Post by whatever on Jun 14, 2005 9:01:09 GMT -5
*Chuckle* Intellectual Inferno You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 83! Who am I to give you advice? You already know everything you need to know, and if there's something you don't know, you're eager to check it out. You are among the few special minds in the world that are truly free, totally creative, and absolutely sexy. The downside is, it's hard to find partners who can keep up with your quick, vigorously sexy mind. You often find yourself bored with anything less than exciting sex, and only those who equal your intellect, your openess, and your creativity can provide that excitment. You're an avid reader, a deep thinking, and a sexually liberated person. You enjoy learning for its own sake just as much as you enjoy sex for pleasure's own sake. Your partner, if he or she is able to keep up with you, is extremely lucky to have you. Was I honest? I'll never tell  |
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Post by RS Davis on Jun 14, 2005 9:06:44 GMT -5
I knew it!!
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Post by whatever on Jun 14, 2005 10:31:37 GMT -5
hehehe
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Post by Kender on Jun 14, 2005 10:53:30 GMT -5
I suspect that mine is fairly accurate, though I'll ignore their advice. Acquiring a higher score on this test simply doesn't interest me.
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Post by whatever on Jun 14, 2005 12:42:42 GMT -5
Well, I'm going to exalt you anyway Kender  |
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Post by whatever on Jun 14, 2005 12:50:32 GMT -5
and seeing as I am umemployed... Oh I just couldn't help but post this one, it jumped right out at me. It's not my fault.  www.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=iol111874077695S200&set_id=1&click_id=29 Women wanted to test 'versatile' sex machine June 14 2005 at 12:23PM A Serbian man is looking for women to test his new invention - a machine he claims is the ultimate sex aid. Nesa Proka, from Krusevac, says he is appealing to liberal western women to test his sex machine after failing to find any willing women in his country. After three years Proka came up a machine which runs on a 390 volt electric engine, simulates sex and has a seven-and-a-half-inch artificial penis. "My sex machine has an artificial penis that can make up to 180 moves in a minute. A man can only manage that intensity of movement for about five seconds but the machine can do it for as long as the woman wants. "And it comes with a set of controls to fully regulate the speed and intensity a woman for individual sex," Proka said. |
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Post by Kender on Jun 14, 2005 13:26:21 GMT -5
That's all men need...to have to compete with a machine. Then again, some men might appreciate it. "I'm watching the Superbowl, sugar...why don't you use that sex machine of yours?"
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Post by whatever on Jun 14, 2005 13:36:21 GMT -5
That's all men need...to have to compete with a machine. Then again, some men might appreciate it. "I'm watching the Superbowl, sugar...why don't you use that sex machine of yours?" Oh good lord, cringe!! Ugh. Okay, no more sex talk.  You know guys, it was a wilder and aids-free time that I grew up. Now, I just can't imagine. |
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Post by Kender on Jun 14, 2005 16:09:33 GMT -5
That's all men need...to have to compete with a machine. Then again, some men might appreciate it. "I'm watching the Superbowl, sugar...why don't you use that sex machine of yours?" Oh good lord, cringe!! Ugh. Okay, no more sex talk. You know guys, it was a wilder and aids-free time that I grew up. Now, I just can't imagine. You can't imagine what? Having sex with a machine? Neither can I. You know, this machine could give new meaning to being told "Go fuck yourself"... |
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Post by n2nsitesislazy on Jun 14, 2005 16:19:01 GMT -5
Hot Tamale
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 74!
You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish. You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it. Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master.
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Post by Kender on Jun 14, 2005 22:23:43 GMT -5
I believe that, N2.  |
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Post by RS Davis on Jun 14, 2005 23:49:33 GMT -5
I believe that, N2. If she'd actually been logged in, you would see how appropriate her nickname is... - Rick |
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