Post by RS Davis on Jun 21, 2005 9:26:06 GMT -5
Scarlett's Smarter Than Katie
Scarlett Johansson is no fool. She knows what dinner with Tom Cruise and a room full of Scientologists means. And she can get her own boyfriends--and her own publicity--just fine by herself, thank you very much.
Johansson was set to star opposite Cruise in the currently filming movie Mission: Impossible III but was replaced due to scheduling conflicts, which is apparently code for “She was totally skeeved out by Cruise’s body-thetan-free friends.” While the two were set to be co-stars (and before the brainwashing of Katie Holmes), Cruise persuaded Johansson to join him at the Scientology Celebrity Center in L.A. Johansson said, “[Cruise] took me into this room, which was stifling hot, and was showing me all kinds of info about joining the church. The whole time he didn’t even offer me a cookie!” Haven’t you heard, sweetiehoney? Tommy isn’t in the habit of offering his cookie to girls. A source told Radar magazine, “Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingénue politely excused herself.” Then she fled the M:I 3 sinking ship faster than a ten-year-old boy running away from Neverland.
Scarlett Johansson is no fool. She knows what dinner with Tom Cruise and a room full of Scientologists means. And she can get her own boyfriends--and her own publicity--just fine by herself, thank you very much.
Johansson was set to star opposite Cruise in the currently filming movie Mission: Impossible III but was replaced due to scheduling conflicts, which is apparently code for “She was totally skeeved out by Cruise’s body-thetan-free friends.” While the two were set to be co-stars (and before the brainwashing of Katie Holmes), Cruise persuaded Johansson to join him at the Scientology Celebrity Center in L.A. Johansson said, “[Cruise] took me into this room, which was stifling hot, and was showing me all kinds of info about joining the church. The whole time he didn’t even offer me a cookie!” Haven’t you heard, sweetiehoney? Tommy isn’t in the habit of offering his cookie to girls. A source told Radar magazine, “Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingénue politely excused herself.” Then she fled the M:I 3 sinking ship faster than a ten-year-old boy running away from Neverland.
