outgirls favorite quotables

[outgirl]

Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine.

Naomi Judd

[n2nsites]

I like that one!!!!!!

[RS Davis]

"There is no normal life, Wyatt. There's just life."

- Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone...

[n2nsites]

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
Denis Leary.

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S Thompson.

"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy."
Fred Allen.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."
Dean Martin.

"The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings."
Arthur Lewis.

"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
Matt Groening.

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Emo Philips.

"Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty feet."
Taki.

[outgirl]

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S Thompson.

[pyro]

Pinky: "So, what are we gonna do tonight Brain?"
Brain: "Same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!"
-Pinky and the Brain

"...And no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."
-Stewie from Family Guy

"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? "
-Shakespeare

Homer: "Lisa, there comes a time in every girls life when her father must destroy all of her possesions"
Lisa: "But you didn't destroy Magie's roo-"
*distant explosion*
Homer: "There, there..."
-Simpsons

"Revenge is a dish best served cold"
-old klingon proverb


Simmons- "Why are we out here?"
Griff- "I don't know, it's one of those life-long questions, why are we here? Are we a product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God who has a plan for us and everything. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."
Simmons - "What?! I mean why are we out here, in this desert canyon."
Griff- "Oh, Uh I don't know."
Simmons- "What was all that stuff about God?"
Griff- "Oh ummm nothing."
Simmons- "You wanna talk about it?"
Griff- "No."
Simmons- "You sure?"
Griff- "Yeah..."
-Red vs Blue

dogbert- "If a man swallowed a pound of pasta, and a pound of anitpasta, would he still go hungry?"
-Dilbert

[Kender]

Click here for Babylon 5 quotes, here and here for Pinky and the Brain Quotes....and here for Abbot & Costello's "Who's on First?" routine. ;D

[outgirl]

I remember Marvin Gay, usta sing ta me
He had me feelin like black was tha thing ta be
And suddenly tha ghetto didn't seem so tuff
I thought we had it rough, we always had enough
I often huffed and puffed about my curfew and broke tha rules
Ran with tha local crew and had a smoke or two
And realize momma really paid tha price
She nearly gave her life, ta raise me right
And all I had ta give her was my pipe dreams
Of how i'd rock tha mic and make it to tha big screen
I'm tryin ta make a dollar out of fifteen cents
It's hard ta be legit and still pay tha rent
And in tha end it seems i'm headin for tha penn
I try and find my friends, but they're blowin in tha wind


Tupac

[outgirl]

pyro said:

Pinky: "So, what are we gonna do tonight Brain?"
Brain: "Same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!"
-Pinky and the Brain

"...And no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."
-Stewie from Family Guy

"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? "
-Shakespeare

Homer: "Lisa, there comes a time in every girls life when her father must destroy all of her possesions"
Lisa: "But you didn't destroy Magie's roo-"
*distant explosion*
Homer: "There, there..."
-Simpsons

"Revenge is a dish best served cold"
-old klingon proverb


Simmons- "Why are we out here?"
Griff- "I don't know, it's one of those life-long questions, why are we here? Are we a product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God who has a plan for us and everything. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."
Simmons - "What?! I mean why are we out here, in this desert canyon."
Griff- "Oh, Uh I don't know."
Simmons- "What was all that stuff about God?"
Griff- "Oh ummm nothing."
Simmons- "You wanna talk about it?"
Griff- "No."
Simmons- "You sure?"
Griff- "Yeah..."
-Red vs Blue

dogbert- "If a man swallowed a pound of pasta, and a pound of anitpasta, would he still go hungry?"
-Dilbert

From Stewie to shakespere....that's quite a selection pyro.